Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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