Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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