Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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