It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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