Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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