so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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