I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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