...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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