I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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