Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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