Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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