Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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