Don't you send me to vm
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We are two peas in an std pod
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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