You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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