69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
