it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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