I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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