we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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