Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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