my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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