If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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