what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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