if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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