I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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