It's like a parade of train wrecks.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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