come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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