dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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