I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it glows. i had to have it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
