The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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