Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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