Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do plants get herpes?
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