OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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