I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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