shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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