just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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