I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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