An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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