I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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