Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've blown a few things in my day
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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