Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
