? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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