Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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