"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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