i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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