help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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