How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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