...so i touched it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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