Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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