sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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