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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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