We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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