Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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