so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.