Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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