Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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