im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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