im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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