I bet he comes in French.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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