The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
