the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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