Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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