I just made out with a guy for $7.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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